About Us

We are Southends biggest licenced American 1950s diner specialising in all sorts of american food, desserts, cocktails and milkshakes.

Open 6 days a week serving locally sourced British produce to the highest standard at affordable prices. Everything from our menu is fresh and made to order.

From meat lovers to vegans we have something for everyone.

We cater for small and large bookings, holding upto 70 people. All occasions catered for.

Being a family run diner all feedback is appreciated to help us grow and improve our business.

Food Menus

All the above set breakfasts are served with Tea or Coffee and a choice of Bread & Butter, Toast or Fried Slice


Upgrade your Fries to Curly Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Boston Mash or Cheesy Chips for an extra 1.50

Upgrade your Fries to Curly Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Boston Mash or Cheesy Chips for an extra 1.50

Upgrade your Fries to Curly Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Boston Mash or Cheesy Chips for an extra 1.50

Choose A Sauce From: Creamy Jack Daniels, Peppercorn, Garlic Butter or Blue cheese £1.50 Each

Upgrade your Fries to Curly Fries, Sweet Potato Fries, Boston Mash or Cheesy Chips for an extra 1.50

All served with dressed salad garnish, corn on cob or coleslaw & Fries

Upgrade your Fries to Curly Fries, Sweet Potato Fries or Cheesy Chips for an extra 1.50

Add Mild Cheese 1.50

Upgrade To Cheesy Fries £1.50 Extra (Mild or Nacho)

Drinks Menus

Double up for an extra 1.75

All topped with cream, cherry, and a flake

Why not add a shot of alcohol for £1.95

Add any flavour syrup for 60p

Challenges

Who would like to take on our breakfast challenge?

If challenge is completed you get the meal for FREE and a Special Grumpy Diners Winner Mug

This is a single person challenge and have to be booked in advance on 01702 616831

Big Daddy Challenge

You have 30 minutes to complete this breakfast which consists of 4 x sausages, 6 x streaky bacon, 4 x hash browns, 2 x grilled tomatoes, 4 x eggs, 2 x bubble, 4 x black pudding, 4 x pancakes mushrooms, beans and 4 x slices of bread and butter or toast with a mug of tea or coffee

24.99









The Boss Dog Challenge

You have 25 Minutes to complete this challenge which consists of a 2 layered Hotdog. Bottom layer is 2 hotdogs in a bun topped with streaky bacon, American cheese and fried onions Top layer is 2 hotdogs in a bun topped with chilli, streaky bacon, nacho cheese and crispy onion bits served with fries and 16 onion rings

30.00









Party Packages

Below are our own party packages. We are proud to announce that we are now also collborating with Sugar Sweet Candyland who's packages are also listed below

Grumpy's Party Packages

Available Tuesday - Friday & Sundays

Adult parties can have a food option available to add onto booking:
£19.50 for 2 courses, £23.50 for 3 courses. Please book the Adult food option directly through the restaurant



Grumpy's Silver Party Package

Minimum of 6 kids

Package includes childs meal, milkshake, build your own sundae, refillable jugs of squash, colouring/activity sheet/table decorations/banners

£12pp

Grumpy's Gold Party Package

Minimum of 6 kids

Package includes child's meal, milkshake, build your own sundae, refillable jugs of squash, personalised American flag birthday cake, sweet cone party bag, colouring/activity sheet/table decorations/banners

£18pp

Sugar Sweet CandyLand Packages

Available Sundays Only 11am or 2pm

All packages come with either:
Silver Package - Kids Meal, Milkshake, Build your own Sundae and Jugs of Juice, Colouring In, Activity Sheets, Table Banners & Decorations.
Gold Package - as above plus Personalised American Flag Cake and Sweet Cone.

All packages are Minimum 6 Children Maximum 12 Children



Syd Barrett

Cup Decorating

£20pp / £26pp

Syd Barrett

Chocolate Art

£22pp / £28pp

Syd Barrett

Chocolate House Making

£27pp / £33pp

2024 Events

We are currently updating our events list. Please check back soon

Reviews

Reservations

We have partnered with Sugarvine to give a better booking experience


Contact Us

Address

759 Southchurch Rd, Southend-on-Sea SS1 2PP

Phone

01702 616831

Follow Us On Instagram

@grumpysdinersouthend